Quiz time - Win a Silver Eagle!!

  You degenerates out there will have a distinct advantage this month. First Person who posts correct answers to all ten questions will get a Silver Eagle Fed-exed to your door. One entry per day - Good luck.

1. Which has the most alcohol?

  a. 12 oz Heineken

  b. 16 oz Michelob Ultra

  c.  Jigger of Jack Daniels

  d. 5 Oz.  Dom Perignon  

2.  Which of the following bets pays the most?

   a.  $100 4 team baseball parlay with all 4 teams +150 dogs

   b. $100 on a Green Zero at the roulette table

   c. $100 Across on this years derby winner

   d. $100 Hard ten on the hop

3. Which has the highest percentage probability of occurring at the crap table?

  a. Rolling a nine before rolling a seven.

  b. Rolling two sevens before rolling one nine.

  c. Rolling a seven before either a six or an eight. 

  d. Rolling a five, seven, or nine ON the next roll. 

4. Since we are on the topic of dice, imagine three special dice - a Red one with three 2's and three 5's, a White one with five 3's and a 6, and a Blue one with five 4's and a 1.  You and I agree to roll dice a hundred times for $100 each roll (high roll takes the cash). Which is your optimum strategy?

  a. Not playing

  b. Choosing the Red die

  c. Choosing the White die

  d. Choosing the Blue die

5. At the track in a nine horse race which of these bets cost the most?

  a. $1 trifecta on every possible combination with the number 4 horse finishing 2nd

  b. $2 trifecta ticket with every possible combination of the even numbered horses.

  c. $1 trifecta ticket on every combination of the odd numbered horses.

  d. $2 Quinella on all combinations with at least 1 even numbered horse (no duplicates).

6. Playing an 8 spot keno ticket, which of the following is not true?

   a. The % of time you should expect to get 0/8 is less than the % you should expect 4/8

   b. You should expect to win (get 5 or more) less than 2% of the time.

   c.  You should expect 2/8 or 3/8 more than half the time.

   d. You should expect 1/8 more often than 3/8. 

   e. Payouts in LV are about  20,000-1 on 8/8, the actual odds are over 200,000-1. 

7. 136,000 sex crazed adults were asked what is their favorite style to have a Woman to manicure her pubic hair. Which of the following garnered the smallest percentage of votes?

  a. Shaved clean

  b. Trimmed

  c.  Landing strip

  d. Natural

  e. Brazilian

  f.  Patch

8.  You have a flight leaving for Las Vegas, and you have to bring enough marijuana to roll two good size joints for grandma in case her glaucoma kicks up.  Having theoretically tried all of the following, since 9/11 - which is best by test?

  a. Bribe a LV cabbie and/or Valet.

  b. Purchase a $5 gold plated locket, insert contents, place locket into multiple zip-locks, go       

      fedex, use overnight envelope to the hotel where you are staying, send under an alias. 

  c. Use any Leather (will defeat the type X-rays they use at airports) bound book, insert into 

      spine page 237, put book into zip-lock then into Checked bag, you board clean.

  d. Put contents into your Leather wallet, Put your wallet into your carry-on. Let it get x-rayed.

  e. Billy Hayes style (Midnight express) - cleaned & screened in a mini-airtight - fastened 

      without any metal to inside waistband of Boxers & walk it thru the detector & on to plane. 

9. Which of the following is not true of your higher end LV Strip clubs?

   a. Any cabbie in town will drive you there free. 

   b. Over half the chicks grinding will tell you they are working their way thru school

   c. 3 Lap dances for a $100 is as cheap as you can find on a Saturday night.

   d. There will be over a hundred girls working a Saturday night

   e. Girls with multiple tattoos outnumber those with one or none. 

10. In terms of payouts on parlays & teasers which LV Casino offers the best odds?

   a. Ceasars Palace

   b. Bally's

   c. The Rio

   d. MGM Grand

   e. The Hilton